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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:59:59 -0400

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animalofhabit: thiscosmicobscurity: His pledge to her: i will...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:52:32 -0400

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:01:16 -0400

the-bite-of-frost: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 19:10:10 -0400

the-bite-of-frost:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

Where can i audition for this?

dontkillbirds: miau-is-me: luvr4photography: radiogrimshaw: a...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:52:27 -0400

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

mochainthesun: ask-the-tooth-fairy: mydollyaviana: Non-Disney...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 21:28:27 -0500

mochainthesun:

ask-the-tooth-fairy:

mydollyaviana:

Non-Disney animation & their voice actors/actresses

I…

David Tennant. I didn’t know this.

Hugh Jackman also voiced Memphis in “Happy Feet”.

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Sun, 17 Feb 2013 22:26:41 -0500

tbhforget: darkfuse: akorrable: srnokemeth: every skrillex...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 22:26:41 -0500

tbhforget:

darkfuse:

akorrable:

srnokemeth:

every skrillex song at once

the bass dropped at the same time help

satan’s song

holy mother fuck

tbhforget: darkfuse: akorrable: srnokemeth: every skrillex...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:30:49 -0500

tbhforget:

darkfuse:

akorrable:

srnokemeth:

every skrillex song at once

the bass dropped at the same time help

satan’s song

holy mother fuck

tbhforget: darkfuse: akorrable: srnokemeth: every skrillex...

Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:30:22 -0500

tbhforget:

darkfuse:

akorrable:

srnokemeth:

every skrillex song at once

the bass dropped at the same time help

satan’s song

holy mother fuck

belongs-in-britain: I can’t believe this episode of Adventure...

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 22:10:03 -0500

belongs-in-britain:

I can’t believe this episode of Adventure Time, and I mean that in the best way. Can we please take a moment to appreciate the fact that this CHILDREN’S show, (which airs at Seven PM Eastern Standard Time in the US) shown on a network that is entirely and undoubtedly produced for CHILDREN, just did an entire episode filled with subtext about an actual SERIOUS issue?

Adventure Time just addressed the fact that at some point in your life, you might be faced with sexual assault, coercion, or even, as shown in the last two gifs, emotional manipulation and or abuse. And what did Adventure Time, this children’s show, have to say about it?

DON’T LET ANYONE DOMINATE YOU OR FORCE YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU DON’T WANT TO.

Adventure Time just told its audiences: “If some big galoot is trying to have his way with you, fight back. Don’t be afraid to show him that you are strong.” And most importantly? “Be prepared for this to happen, be ready to defend yourself.”

Last time I checked in with kids cartoons they were spouting crap like “Share with your friends”, “Help your parents clean up the house!” and, my personal favorite, “Treat others as you’d like to be treated! (Unless this is a show about sexy teen girls, in which case, be super judgmental and treat everyone around you like shit because that’s what “cool” characters do in shows, even if they’re made out to be bad guys.)” But not Adventure Time, they were like “What do children need to know that is absolutely essential?” “Well, we could tell them to defend themselves if someone is forcing themselves upon them…” “Hey, yeah, sexual assault is a serious problem. Let’s do that.” I MEAN HOW MUCH MORE FUCKING AWESOME CAN THIS SHOW GET?

/end enthusiastic rant/

ridethehoran: Little Things (chill version) - One Direction

Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:55:26 -0500

ridethehoran:

Little Things (chill version) - One Direction

vriskies: pure-hearts-stumble: frostirons: karkatcarcinogene...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 19:43:52 -0500

vriskies:

pure-hearts-stumble:

frostirons:

karkatcarcinogeneticistvantas:

takeonecurtaincall:

captain-spiced-rum:

playitagain:

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

I can hear the exact moment I hit sixth grade.

The greatest part of this is gradually beginning to recognize more and more songs

this is the most amazing thing ever yOU CAN HEAR PEOPLE’S TASTE IN MUSIC SLOWLY CHANGING

It was all nice songs and suddenly “HEY, LOOK AT THAT THANG! YOU GOT A NICE PACKAGE GONNA RIDE IT TONIGHT” and i totally lost it like what

i was grooving to all this hip hop and R&B i haven’t heard in years and then ‘Viva La Vida’ came on and just yyeEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

bestnatesmithever: igohardinovertime: this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 17:21:31 -0500

bestnatesmithever:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player

I’m sorry, you were saying?

26 Moments That Restored Our Faith In Humanity This Year

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 19:24:21 -0500

26 Moments That Restored Our Faith In Humanity This Year:

belle-of-ravenclaw:

1. The parents who made their son’s wheelchair into the best Halloween costume ever

2. The terminally ill man who loves receiving mail… and got more than he ever expected

3. A kind stranger who stopped a day from being ruined

4. The doctor who offered free medical care after Hurricane Sandy

5. And the people that helped out any way that they could

6. The older couple who saw themselves in two young parents

7. This Libyan child who doesn’t believe in hate

8. The parents who tattooed insulin pumps on their bellies so their diabetic son wouldn’t feel “different”

9. The police officer who bought shoes for a barefoot homeless man

10. And the police officers who made blind 13-year-old Gage Hancock-Stevens’ dream of being a cop come true

They even gave him a cake

11. The Michigan soccer team who gave their team manager with Downs syndrome an opportunity to start

12. The Texas A&M students that blocked Westboro Baptist Church protesters with a human wall

3. And this brave kid who stood up against hate

14. The woman who kept a homeless man dry during a downpour

15. The Disney security guard who is amazing at his job

16. The Icelandic heroes who rescued sheep during a major snowstorm

17. The quick-thinking little girl who saved her mom’s life by slapping her with a piece of pizza

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vpfuCMcMo88

18. The young girl who loves her dog unconditionally

19. The famous rugby player who visited his biggest fan in the hospital

20. The bros who worked together to save a cat

21. The community that came together to make Caine’s dream a reality

22. The football star who gives children in need a shopping spree each year

23. The man who comforts the old dog that saved his life

24. These candidates for parents of the year

25. The amazing couple who stuck together through unbelievable odds

26. And every single time anything like this happened.

Source: buzzfeed.com

Reaction after one of Harry’s “stories” [c]

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 21:25:17 -0500

Reaction after one of Harry’s “stories” [c]

And just when you thought it was a happy ending, Cora & Hook arrive in Storybrooke to fuck shit up.

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 21:20:01 -0500

redeyedguy:

Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:10:24 -0500

Jackson Rathbone as Jasper Hale

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Sun, 25 Nov 2012 22:15:51 -0500

death-by-styles: Just stand there like I’m not going to throw...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 21:49:53 -0500

death-by-styles:

Just stand there like I’m not going to throw you on the grass and fuck you in front of God and the Emu’s….